20 February 2011

Funny SMS

Ye bcha tmara kia lgta hy?
Srdar: Ye bcha tmara kia lgta hy?

Pathan: Ye hmara door ka saga bhai hy

Srdar: door ka saga bhai? me smja nhi

Pathan: Is k or mere drmyan
13 Behen Bhai hain.






1 Makrani Bohat Der Se
1 Makrani Bohat Der Se
Ek Haseen Larki Ko Ghoor Rha Tha,

LARKI:
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?

Makrani:
Hum Soch Raha Tha
K Agr Tum Hamara Maa Hota
To Hum B Khubsurat Hota.:)




Maalik Nokar Se
Maalik Nokar Se:
Is Mehngai K Dor Me
Parathay Pe Is Qadar Ghee?
Kya Hogya Hai Tumhe?

Noker:
Maaf Kijiye Ga
Ghalti Se Mera Pratha Apke Pas Agya Hai.:)




Hanso Khelo Naacho Gao
Hanso Khelo
Naacho Gao
Duniya Ki Parwa Mat Karo
Q K…

Duniya Janti Hai
K…

Pagal Aisi Harkatein
Karte Rehte Hain
:)=D



1 ameer father ne apna beta ko gharibi d
1 ameer father ne apna beta ko gharibi dekhana kaliya 1 geon (village) la gya.
Trip ka khatm hona ka bad, father ne beta sa pocha! "kya tum ne ghareebi dkhi"
Beta ne jawab diya
Hamara pas 1 dog ha aur un ka pas bahut sara,
hamara pas 1 chota sa swimming pool ha aur unka pas nahana kaliya pora nadi,
hamara pas bijli ha aur unka pas raat ko roshni kaliya sitara,
hmara pas chota sa zamin ka tukra ha aur unka pas bahut bara kheat (fields),
hum khana khared'ta han aur wo khud ugata han,
Baap ki bolti-band
phir beta ne kaha
thanx dad showing me that how poor we are...



Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay) 
Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay)

Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti
To Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Nasib Hota

Jallad:
Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa

Mujrim:
Jab Us Ki Bat Suni Hi Nahi To Kya Bataon.:)




Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega Rooh ka
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega

Rooh ka jism se rishta toot jayega

Abhi waqt hai 2 4 sms kar do

Kal ka kya pata kis ka

kb

Mobile pani main beh jayega

Boht Mushkil Ho Jata Hai Us Waqt Jawab 
Boht Mushkil Ho Jata Hai Us Waqt Jawab Dena "Faraz"..
:
:
:
Jab Banda Bathroom Mein Ho Or Girl Friend Poch Le
Janu Kya Kar Rahe Ho..?



Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon
Girl: Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon

Frnd: Kyun?

Girl: Ammi Ne Kaha Ha K 1st I To Science Dilwaengi
2nd I To Arts
Or
Fail Hoi To Shadi Kara Dungi... ;->

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